Granted, but your parents gain access to your secret digital porn stash instead.
I wish I could work 8 hours a day instead of 11.
Granted, BUTon a day that you decied to do to 8 hours instead of 11 hours, its exchange is losing one waifus of your.
Pick wisely xD
I wish i can sleep forever.
Granted, butyeah you're dead, I don't need to corrupt it you will sleep in pain
I wish Senpai starts his project real soon
grant, but it require a money to make account.(Joking, i am hoping not, i really wanna see this happen, i can help as i can )
I wish i can post pic of myself.
@Jmaster Granted, but you will never get to sleep for more than three hours everydayhenceforth.@Maverun Granted, but you delete all the evidence shortly afterwards.
I wish I could be the mc-kun of a generic ln harem fantasy series.
Granted, but the author decides to switch it up and as MC, you're the only girl in the harem of guys in said series.
I wish that there's the technology available for me to invent a device that can send physical items through the Internet (so I can send food to people).
Granted, but you're gay.
I wish my dad came back ;(
He does, as a zombie that decides to infect you and every last person in your city where it spreads until all of humanity eventually joins the undead horde due to your careless wish
I wish humans were incapable of killing one another.
Granted, they train other species to kill other humans for them.
I wish that everyone had a power.
Granted, but it ends up killing everyone within a year's worth of time.
I wish that humans did not need food to survive.
granted, but you will need to drink your own pee dailly.
I wish i can make time slower...
Granted, but it slows down so much that you are relatively frozen in time with no way out
I wish I could shapeshift freely into whatever I want.
Granted, and one day you transform into nothingness and find out you can't turn back.
I wish bugs can't bite people.
grant, but bug will only bite you to protect from biting people.
I wish i can make code pretty.
Granted, but said code will never work right.
I wish I do not have to go to work today
grant, but you will need to make it up in later of your life, when reaching end of age.
I wish i can make code working after i make it pretty.
Granted, it would only compile/run on obscure platforms and architectures whereas on everything else it runs/compiles into a hot mess.
I wish I had a A/C unit in the living room.
Granted, but your room becomes so chiil that you catch the common cold shortly afterwards.
I wish I was a qt 2d moe loli.
Granted, but I would make you my little sister.
I wish I could watch anime and read manga at the same time without missing the plot.
Granted, but all you would notice from then on is the "plot".
I wish I no longer needed sleep to survive.