Granted, now in exchange for that you lose all capacity to memorize anything.
I wish that I wasn't this incapable of turning ideas into reality.
grant, but it require tons of time training.
I wish i cah have pizza
Granted, but unfortunately the pizza you just bit into is actually a cardboard sample made of recycled CAH cards.
I wished I had spare flash drives.
Granted, but all the files you save onto them get corrupted
I wish it was Mediterranean weather year-long.
Granted, it would only occur if global warming reaches the point of no return.
I wish there's a train service that can travel around the world.
Granted, but its construction will never come to fruition in your lifetime.
I wish I could bend the laws of reality to my own volition.
Grant, but in return, you get return of punish equal to bend of law you did at your will.
I wish I can find a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Granted, but he/she quickly dumps you the day after
I wish I had more than four hours of sleep last night.
Granted, But you would sleep way more and miss out the important stuff the real life has to offer.
I wish i was a Rich Homie with 5 Monitor setup.
Granted, but those monitors would be some early 90s technology.
I wish that swedish wouldn't be my second language.
granted, but you will replace it with wrost language and hard to learn of all.
I wish I can tell @Senpai that i arn't a rich homies
Granted, but you lose everything and become a Mave on the streets.
I wished fireballs didn't have so much cinnamon. lol
Granted, but the cinnamon is now goat piss.
I wish discuss.moe was great again.
Granted but it would be dead
I wish that I would be a cool guy
Granted but your wish is taken literally and you are frozen in a block of ice.
I wish my vacation did not have to end.
Granted, but it would never have started to begin with.
I wish I'd be a hentai MC.
Grant, but it a guy that you are gonna have sex with...
I wish i get 60 hours a day.
Granted, you get work in a country that full-timers work 60 hours with no salary.
I wish I had a way to get back all the stuff I lost unintentionally.
Grant, but every stuff you get back will be leaked to public.
I wish i can control time.
Granted, but you can only exist in the 4th dimension, and is only allowed to control the flow of time, but not change any of the events.
I wish @Maverun and @Senpai could lobby for legalizing waifu. ()