Granted, but your waifu remains illegal because she's trash. ()
I wish my laundry would fold itself
Granted, now every time you wear the self-folding clothes they fold you as well. (Jmaster sandwich? No thanks.)
I wish there was more crazy "episodes" of these DoCoMo 4G LTE commercials (They added subs later for everyone's convenience. lol)
Granted, but you lose the ability to speak english as a result.
I wish I was a cute elementary school girl.
Granted, but you get daily anal rape.
I wish I can make wish not to be corrupt.
Granted but ill be the Genie to corrupt the wish secretly
I wish i got a pic from @Maverun without the #tries
Granted but it will be that redhaired porfile pic.
I wish that I could wish some badass stuff
Grant, but before that, you need to release one of your darkest deep serect to public first.(depends on it, you may be luckly to be badass, unless it is embarrssed...)
I wish @Senpai notice me.
granted but u need to give him a selfie and it can't be that red haired bunnylover
I wish that I would have money to buy 4000€ guitars.
Grant, but guitars wont make sound
I just took selfies for @Senpai to make him notice me, waiting for him PM me
I wish i can delete this selfie.
You cant , You will be forced to send the selfie to Senpai so he can use it for personal needs!
I wish my 2d GIRL turned out to be real.
Granted but it wouldn't be 2d girl anymore.I wish that it would be winter.
grant, but you get endless blizzards
I wish i can skip school forever.
Granted but you won't get a job.I wish that I could go home and drink some delicious black coffee
Granted, the batch of coffee beans were bad, and when you brew it you see bits of beetle guts floating around.
I wish that I can be good at many things.
Granted, but you would be bad at even more.
I wish, I'd own a body pillow.
Granted, but there would be a dead body inside that pillow I wish that I could play some cool shredding with guitar
Granted, but the guitar shreds your hands off in the process
I wish Bernie Sanders became president of the United States during this election year
Granted, but instead of stopping at Commiefornia, the entire US becomes Communist.
I wished that the chicken wing would be more proud of being the butt of our jokes.
Grant, but chicken wing get roasted first.
Not getting a job and skip school sound wonderful.
I wish that I can eat more candy without worry about my tooth...
granted but you won't have any tooth so you can just swallow candies
I wish that coffee wouldn't be so expensive