Wants to steal @Senpai's cigars to pass a initiation ritual, and has been going at it for years with no success.
@SpaceJaba Your guess is close to the car I want (probably someone who's a car enthusiast may comment on my bad choice for a first car to save up for, but I was thinking of a '95 Civic), but please, no BMWs as their drivers that are around here are massive jerks.
Toyota is okay, and VW? Not a whole lot of them these days - saw a cab driver with one - likely for Uber or Lyft.
Benz? I know it's a generalization but they're driven by stuck-up people (based on what I heard people that live on welfare that get extra money from having like 16 kids or something doing nothing and just keep collecting until they get a Mercedes, a HDTV, or both)