Is desperately wanting to become immortal and be the world's first "ghost in the machine".
Is actually an alien and is sneaking in my spaceship and killing my crew and his blood is acid.
(I should watch those classics.)
Secretly wants to learn how speak the tongue of lolcats and NERF SUM DOODZ.
NERF SUM DOODZ
created the lyrics of rucka rucka ali "songs"
Knows what the fox says
Likes talking to walls
Likes breaking every other fourth wall.
Is an anime character
wishes to be one himself
Is actually ghost rider but wants to be disguised as inferno cop.
Wants to be Luka but can't transform into a octopus.
is his own twin brother from an alternate universe
Hates anime and Hentai.
Created guild wars 2 and got addicted to it
Wants to make a GW2-inspired beer to get @Senpai to buy them.
Brews GW2-inspired beer and wants to keep it as a secret.
is hunting down GW2-Inspired Beer created by @ki2ne
Wants to get in at some of the action so Mave sponsors the project into a full-fledged brewery.
Sponsors GW2 Addiction
Sponsors and actively spurs everyone's anime addictions.