Loves Pippi Långstrump so much that he is singing that song all the time and owns all those movies.
Wants to experience sandstorms because all he had experienced all his life were snowstorms.
Doesn't know that there has been one sandstorm in Finland
Plans on making a Darude-themed mixed drink with his favorite beverage.
Wants me to send some of my darude beerstorm.
Doesn't need to fly because he's already flying.
wants to end the world through artificial earthquakes
Wants to end everyone by conducting secret experiments on how to make an artificial black hole.
Is secretly hyped about a potential and hypothetical second part to his favorite tentacle hentai
Is a freezing moon at winter
lives on the dark side of the Moon
Loves pink floyd.
Loves to be covered in pink, with Pink.
Is always spanking himself when someone has been naughty.
Crashed toy vehicles when the said astro-Vocaloid was a child and still has the tendency to do that now.
has misadventures with psychic powers
is actually a hilt
Singing and dancing Dschinghis Khan songs
Secretly wants to dress up as Genghis Khan in order to feel authentic when he goes to a Genghis Khan (dish) restauraunt.
Works at a Genghis Khan restaurant